Hey everyone! Loki here, getting you up to speed on all things totally rad and not lame! Like news about me! I’m totally glad to be here and not dead. Being not dead is pretty fantastic. Also this is my bird, Ikol. He’s rude don’t talk to him he’s got nothing nice to say so just ignore him.
Oh yeah, speaking of new things, anyone know where I can snag myself the latest StarkPhone? Because that is definitely a thing I need to better study your strange midgardian culture and colloquialisms.
So hey, drop me asks when you like, I want to get to know just all of you!