Journey Into Mysterious Territory

The Blog of a newly restored God of Mischief. (Part of the tumblevengers RP)

fulloflightning:

how to charm your girlfriend’s dad: lesson one

(via yourwaywardson)

Adam Lambert - For your Entertainment

azrael-archangel-of-death:

For your Entertainment” - Adam Lambert

(Source: drjohnhamiishwatson, via squealedagent13)

(( Still on hiatus but i will post this and no one can stop me. 
….I don’t think M4 will be very pleased to know where his two daughters at rn. Slumber Party Brigade awww yis
ghostly-nightshade:

((MaggieXKL

ghostly-nightshade:

((MaggieXKL

Anonymous asked: [txt] Loki. I have a favor to ask of you. I don't suppose I could come meet you somewhere? I'd rather not have to discuss this where anyone could overhear us. - Sylvia.

[txt] Yeah, what’s the sitch? When and where? -KL


I love the fucking tiara.

(( what a fashion disaster
KL: …I can dig it. 
(( no

I love the fucking tiara.

(( what a fashion disaster

KL: …I can dig it. 

(( no

(Source: youngavengersconfessions, via frankenbolt)

sylviachaste:

greeneyedhooligan:

megstarkindustries:

sylviachaste:

greeneyedhooligan:

megstarkindustries:

"She clearly doesn’t want to see all that!"

Well, that’s not the point of all this, is it? *he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.* Look, I get it, every dad on the planet would kill to have their daughters come with detachable /parts/, but that’s just your socially ingrained sexism talking. 

And hey, I’ll even give you that your Stark Tech bods don’t really need those components, but I’m pretty sure your Aperture bod is fully functional, if you catch my drift. *He lets the implications of that sink in a little bit* 

*Another sigh* Hey, I could argue this all day, but it’s really not my decision, or even yours. *he gestures towards Sylvia* It’s hers. 

-She hesitates, shifting awkwardly from foot to foot, not wanting to bring this subject up. Because wow. So very awkward. 

Very quietly-

"T-to be fair to Father, it’s not up to him what goes on with my Aperture body."

"Did you just—-?"

[groan.wav]

-He slaps a hand to his forehead and combs his fingers through his hair. This boy has been on tumblr too long.-

Young Master Loki, she was just expressing her discomfort and I am reacting accordingly. Come, daughter.”

-He places a hand on Sylvia’s shoulder and turns her from the young god.-

*He has so been on tumblr too long, it being an app on his phone and all. That and youtube. And pornhub.* 

*He shrugs, then grins and waves his fingers at them both* Mmmmmk, catch you later. Mom says hi, by the way. *he says more to Sylvia than to M4.* 

[sigh,wav]

"Okay, Father."

-She turns with him and starts walking away. Seconds later, KL gets a message on his phone-

[TXT] Thanks for trying. Say hello to your Mother for me. -Sylvia

*He looks down at his phone as it pings, reading the text* 

[TXT] Eh, maybe next time. -KL

megstarkindustries:

sylviachaste:

greeneyedhooligan:

megstarkindustries:

"She clearly doesn’t want to see all that!"

Well, that’s not the point of all this, is it? *he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.* Look, I get it, every dad on the planet would kill to have their daughters come with detachable /parts/, but that’s just your socially ingrained sexism talking. 

And hey, I’ll even give you that your Stark Tech bods don’t really need those components, but I’m pretty sure your Aperture bod is fully functional, if you catch my drift. *He lets the implications of that sink in a little bit* 

*Another sigh* Hey, I could argue this all day, but it’s really not my decision, or even yours. *he gestures towards Sylvia* It’s hers. 

-She hesitates, shifting awkwardly from foot to foot, not wanting to bring this subject up. Because wow. So very awkward. 

Very quietly-

"T-to be fair to Father, it’s not up to him what goes on with my Aperture body."

"Did you just—-?"

[groan.wav]

-He slaps a hand to his forehead and combs his fingers through his hair. This boy has been on tumblr too long.-

Young Master Loki, she was just expressing her discomfort and I am reacting accordingly. Come, daughter.”

-He places a hand on Sylvia’s shoulder and turns her from the young god.-

*He has so been on tumblr too long, it being an app on his phone and all. That and youtube. And pornhub.* 

*He shrugs, then grins and waves his fingers at them both* Mmmmmk, catch you later. Mom says hi, by the way. *he says more to Sylvia than to M4.*